Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
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