Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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