Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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