it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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