My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
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I need you to use more vowels.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
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