Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Randomize
