Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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