yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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