I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
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