I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
Randomize
