well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
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