you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
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