is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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