They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
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