remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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