Umm I'm too high to move.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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