Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
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