Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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