I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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