The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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