Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
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