i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
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