So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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