Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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