To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
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