I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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