So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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