In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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