The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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