you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
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