Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
porn star boner night. come get it.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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