FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
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