is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
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