Who wears a wallet chain?!
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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