I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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