i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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