Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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