Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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