I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
Oh god it's open bar.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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