he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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