Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
