ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
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