Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
i caught a guy at work today stealing condoms. i let him go when i realized that they were extra small.
Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
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