I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
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