dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
That accounts for only three of the penises
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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