Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
This beer is not sobering me up at all
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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