Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
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