I must be too annoying 4 u.
so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
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