just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
I feel great
I just peed on a car
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
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