i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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