Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
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