I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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